youputthetowelonthetable:

barryyouasshole:

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets

jalapeño business

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buttlicked:

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.

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chanel-smokes:

I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone

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vaspim2k13:

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants.

This is the most relatable post I’ve ever seen in my life

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how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

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youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

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